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noindex = false
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usePageBundles = true
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description = "while (true) { bugs++; }"
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mainSections = ["posts"]
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fallBackOgImage = "images/broken-computer.svg"
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numberOfFeaturedPosts = 5
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indexTitle = ".-. ..- -. - .. -- . - . .-. .-. --- .-."
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# Comments
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comments = true
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utterancesRepo = "jbowdre/site-comments"
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utterancesIssueTerm = "og:title"
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utterancesTheme = "gruvbox-dark"
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[theme]
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palette = "runtimeterror"
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# Sidebar: about/bio
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[about]
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title = "runtimeterror"
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logo = "images/broken-computer.svg"
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taglines = [
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"[ESC]:q!",
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"array index out of bounds",
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"bad file descriptor",
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"better living through less shitty code",
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"broken pipe",
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"bugs are like onions, they have layers",
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"bugs, uh, find a way",
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"calm that panicked kernel",
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"cannot access private member declared in class",
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"class/struct has no member named undefined",
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"connection reset by peer",
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"converting caffeine into code",
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"creating new and exciting bugs",
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"cyclic dependency detected",
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"destructor cannot be overloaded",
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"directory not empty",
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"division by zero",
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"error: could not stat or open file",
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"expression has no effect",
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"file descriptor in bad state",
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"from chatgpt with bugs",
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"from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'",
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"function does not return a value",
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"host key verification failed",
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"houston, we have a bug",
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"i ain't afraid of no code",
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"i opened vi and i can't get out",
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"i see null pointers",
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"i'd tell you a udp joke but",
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"i'm in ur codez, fixin ur bugz",
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"i'm not a real programmer",
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"i'm the one who debugs",
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"invalid assignment",
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"invalid option",
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"invalid username or password",
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"keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer",
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"kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init",
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"may the code be with you",
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"mess with the test, fail like the rest",
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"need input",
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"no such file or directory",
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"out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child",
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"permission denied (publickey)",
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"pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type",
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"put that in your tar pipe and send it",
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"read-only file system",
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"resource temporarily unavailable",
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"root is not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported",
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"segmentation fault (core dumped)",
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"ship things and breakfast",
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"stale nfs file handle",
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"sudo make me a sandwich",
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"syntax error: unexpected end of file",
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"syntax error: unexpected token",
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"that's a layer 8 problem",
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"the system is down",
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"there's no place like $HOME",
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"tonight we test in prod",
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"unable to open display",
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"undefined reference to function",
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"unexpected token",
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"variable has already been declared",
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"while (true) { bugs++; }",
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"why did it have to be bugs",
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"write error: no space left on device",
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"you can't handle the exception",
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]
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# Sidebar: social links
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# Available icon sets:
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# * FontAwesome 6 <https://fontawesome.com/> ('fa-brands', 'fa-normal', or 'fa-solid' for brands)
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# * Academicons <https://jpswalsh.github.io/academicons> ('ai ai-')
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[[socialLinks]]
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icon = "fa-brands fa-github"
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title = "GitHub"
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url = "https://github.com/jbowdre"
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[[socialLinks]]
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icon = "fa-solid fa-envelope"
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title = "Email"
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url = "mailto:ops@runtimeterror.dev"
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