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# Sidebar: about/bio
[about]
title = "runtimeterror"
logo = "images/broken-computer.svg"
taglines = [
  "[ctrl] + [alt] + [defeat]",
  "[ESC]:q!",
  "abandon all hope, ye who code here",
  "all your bugs are belong to us",
  "array index out of bounds",
  "bad file descriptor",
  "better living through less shitty code",
  "broken pipe",
  "buffering... and buffering... and buffering...",
  "bugs are like onions, they have layers",
  "bugs, uh, find a way",
  "calm that panicked kernel",
  "cannot access private member declared in class",
  "class/struct has no member named undefined",
  "coding crimes",
  "connection reset by peer",
  "converting caffeine into code",
  "creating new and exciting bugs",
  "cyclic dependency detected",
  "destructor cannot be overloaded",
  "directory not empty",
  "division by zero",
  "error: could not stat or open file",
  "expression has no effect",
  "file descriptor in bad state",
  "floating in a sea of bugs",
  "from chatgpt with bugs",
  "from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'",
  "function does not return a value",
  "glitches, hitches, and a lot of coffee",
  "god wouldn't be up this late",
  "hello world, hello bugs",
  "host key verification failed",
  "houston, we have a bug",
  "i ain't afraid of no code",
  "i opened vi and i can't get out",
  "i see null pointers",
  "i'd tell you a udp joke but",
  "i'm in ur codez, fixin ur bugz",
  "i'm not a real programmer",
  "i'm the one who debugs",
  "invalid assignment",
  "invalid option",
  "invalid username or password",
  "it's not a bug, it's a feature in search of a use case",
  "keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer",
  "kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init",
  "may the code be with you",
  "mess with the test, fail like the rest",
  "need input",
  "no such file or directory",
  "now where did i leave my null pointer...",
  "out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child",
  "permission denied (publickey)",
  "pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type",
  "put that in your tar pipe and send it",
  "read-only file system",
  "resource temporarily unavailable",
  "root is not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported",
  "seeking harmony in a symphony of bugs",
  "segmentation fault (core dumped)",
  "ship things and breakfast",
  "stale nfs file handle",
  "sudo make me a sandwich",
  "syntax error: unexpected end of file",
  "syntax error: unexpected token",
  "that's a layer 8 problem",
  "the bug stops here",
  "the system is down",
  "there's no place like $HOME",
  "tonight we test in prod",
  "unable to open display",
  "undefined reference to function",
  "unexpected token",
  "variable has already been declared",
  "when in doubt, print it out",
  "where there's code, there's bugs",
  "while (bugs) { fix(); }",
  "while (true) { bugs++; }",
  "why did it have to be bugs",
  "write error: no space left on device",
  "you can't handle the exception",
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