diff --git a/config/_default/params.toml b/config/_default/params.toml
index 50c9af6..0048218 100644
--- a/config/_default/params.toml
+++ b/config/_default/params.toml
@@ -57,6 +57,7 @@ taglines = [
   "host key verification failed",
   "houston, we have a bug",
   "i ain't afraid of no code",
+  "i bet it looks glitchy in the dark",
   "i opened vi and i can't get out",
   "i see null pointers",
   "i'd tell you a udp joke but",
@@ -104,6 +105,7 @@ taglines = [
   "why did it have to be bugs",
   "write error: no space left on device",
   "you can't handle the exception",
+  "you gotta stop letting your mama test you, man",
 ]
 
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