diff --git a/assets/js/typo.js b/assets/js/typo.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b1416e6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/js/typo.js
@@ -0,0 +1,195 @@
+/*
+
+Typo, a more natural web typing thing
+
+https://neatnik.net/typo
+https://github.com/neatnik/typo
+
+Copyright (c) 2021 Neatnik LLC
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.
+
+*/
+
+function num_between(min, max) {
+ return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max- min + 1) + min);
+}
+
+function chance(val) {
+ if(num_between(0, 100) < val) return true;
+ else return false;
+}
+
+function sleep(ms) {
+ return new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, ms));
+}
+
+var typos = {
+ q:['w','a'],
+ w:['q','r','s'],
+ e:['w','d','r'],
+ r:['e','f','t'],
+ t:['r','g','y'],
+ y:['t','h','u'],
+ u:['y','j','i'],
+ i:['u','k','o'],
+ o:['i','l','p'],
+ p:['o',';','['],
+ a:['q','s','z'],
+ s:['w','a','x','d'],
+ d:['e','s','c','f'],
+ f:['r','d','v','g'],
+ g:['t','f','b','h'],
+ h:['y','g','n','j'],
+ j:['u','h','m','k'],
+ k:['i','j',',','l'],
+ l:['o','k','.',';'],
+ z:['a','x'],
+ x:['z','s','c'],
+ c:['x','d','v'],
+ v:['c','f','b'],
+ b:['v','g','n'],
+ n:['b','h','m'],
+ m:['n','j',','],
+}
+
+async function typo(element, text) {
+ var buffer = '';
+ var typo_active = false;
+ var tag_active = false;
+ var typing_typos = (element.dataset.typoChance) ? element.dataset.typoChance : 10;
+ var typing_speed = (element.dataset.typingDelay) ? element.dataset.typingDelay : 50;
+ var typing_jitter = (element.dataset.typingJitter) ? element.dataset.typingJitter : 15;
+
+ for (var i = 0; i < text.length; i++) {
+
+ // Get the letter that we’re supposed to type
+ letter = text.charAt(i);
+
+ // TODO: actual support for html or markup or whatever
+
+ /*
+ // Handle elements/markup
+ if(letter == '<' && (
+ text.charAt(i+1) == 's' ||
+ text.charAt(i+1) == 'p' ||
+ text.charAt(i+1) == 'a' ||
+ text.charAt(i+1) == '/' ||
+ text.charAt(i+1) == 'i')
+ ) {
+ tag_active = true;
+ }
+
+ if(tag_active) {
+
+ buffer = buffer + letter;
+ element.innerHTML = buffer;
+
+ if(letter == '>' && (
+ text.charAt(i-1) == 'n' ||
+ text.charAt(i-1) == 'a' ||
+ text.charAt(i-1) == 'p' ||
+ text.charAt(i+1) == '"' ||
+ text.charAt(i+1) == '/')
+ ) {
+ tag_active = false;
+ await sleep(typing_speed);
+ }
+ continue;
+ }
+ */
+
+ // Trigger a typo
+ if(chance(typing_typos) && typo_active === false && i > 1) {
+
+ if(typeof typos[letter] !== 'undefined') {
+
+ // Swap the letter with a random typo
+ typo = typos[letter][Math.floor(Math.random() * typos[letter].length)];
+
+ // Append the letter to the buffer
+ buffer = buffer + typo;
+
+ // Write the buffer
+ element.innerHTML = buffer;
+
+ typo_active = true;
+ var seed = num_between(2,5);
+ realization_delay = seed;
+ realization_delay_counter = seed;
+ }
+ }
+
+ // Append the letter to the buffer
+ buffer = buffer + letter;
+
+ // Write the buffer
+ element.innerHTML = buffer;
+
+ // Typical typing speed
+ var speed_lower = parseFloat(typing_speed) - parseInt(typing_jitter);
+ var speed_upper = parseFloat(typing_speed) + parseInt(typing_jitter);
+
+ delay = num_between(speed_lower,speed_upper);
+
+ // Chance of longer delay though
+ if(chance(5)) delay = num_between(100, 200);
+ await sleep(delay);
+
+ if(typo_active) {
+
+ realization_delay_counter--;
+
+ if(realization_delay_counter == 0) {
+
+ for (var k = 0; k < seed+1; k++) {
+
+ // Pause at realization of typo
+ await sleep(typing_jitter);
+
+ // Rewind the buffer!
+ buffer = buffer.substring(0, buffer.length - 1);
+
+ // Write rewound buffer
+ element.innerHTML = buffer;
+
+ // Brief pause before continuing
+ await sleep(30);
+ }
+
+ typo_active = false;
+
+ // Add the letters back
+ i = i - seed;
+ await sleep(100);
+ }
+ }
+ }
+
+ // Whatever you do here will happen when the typing is finished
+ //do_something();
+
+ return new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, 1));
+}
+
+document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
+ var element = document.getElementById('tagline');
+ var text = element.innerHTML;
+ typo(element, text);
+});
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/content/changelog.md b/content/changelog.md
index 3dcad73..dcc6567 100644
--- a/content/changelog.md
+++ b/content/changelog.md
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
---
title: "/changelog"
date: "2024-05-26T21:19:08Z"
-lastmod: "2024-06-07T22:41:44Z"
+lastmod: "2024-06-13T16:20:54Z"
description: "Maybe I should keep a log of all my site-related tinkering?"
featured: false
toc: false
@@ -10,6 +10,9 @@ categories: slashes
---
*High-level list of config/layout changes to the site.*
+**2024-06-13:**
+- Add [Typo](https://neatnik.net/typo/) and a blinking cursor to the random taglines in the sidebar
+
**2024-06-06:**
- Migrate hosting from [Neocities to Bunny CDN](/further-down-the-bunny-hole/)
diff --git a/content/colophon.md b/content/colophon.md
index 3398b44..52f78e1 100644
--- a/content/colophon.md
+++ b/content/colophon.md
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
---
title: "/colophon"
date: "2024-05-26T22:30:58Z"
-lastmod: "2024-06-06"
+lastmod: "2024-06-13T22:06:26Z"
description: "There's a lot that goes into this site. Let me tell you how it works."
featured: false
toc: true
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ categories: slashes
- provides site search with [lunr](https://lunrjs.com/) based on an implementation detailed by [Victoria Drake](https://victoria.dev/blog/add-search-to-hugo-static-sites-with-lunr/).
- leverages [tinylytics](https://tinylytics.app/) for privacy-friendly analytics and cute kudos buttons.
- resolves via [Bunny DNS](https://bunny.net/dns/).
-- is published to / hosted by [Bunny CDN](https://bunny.net/cdn/) with a GitHub Actions workflow.
+- is published to / hosted on [Bunny Storage](https://bunny.net/storage/) and [Bunny CDN](https://bunny.net/cdn/) with a [GitHub Actions workflow](//further-down-the-bunny-hole/)
- has a [Gemini](https://geminiprotocol.net) mirror at `gemini://gmi.runtimeterror.dev`. This is generated from a [Hugo gemtext post layout](https://github.com/jbowdre/runtimeterror/blob/main/layouts/_default/single.gmi), deployed to a [Vultr](https://www.vultr.com/) VPS through a GitHub Actions workflow, and served with [Agate](https://github.com/mbrubeck/agate).
diff --git a/content/posts/blocking-ai-crawlers/index.md b/content/posts/blocking-ai-crawlers/index.md
index 1e9beb9..99d687a 100644
--- a/content/posts/blocking-ai-crawlers/index.md
+++ b/content/posts/blocking-ai-crawlers/index.md
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
---
title: "Blocking AI Crawlers"
date: 2024-04-12
-lastmod: "2024-04-14T02:21:57Z"
+lastmod: "2024-06-13T20:51:54Z"
description: "Using Hugo to politely ask AI bots to not steal my content - and then configuring Cloudflare's WAF to actively block them, just to be sure."
featured: false
toc: true
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ robots = [
"AdsBot-Google",
"Amazonbot",
"anthropic-ai",
- "Applebot",
+ "Applebot-Extended",
"AwarioRssBot",
"AwarioSmartBot",
"Bytespider",
@@ -47,9 +47,6 @@ robots = [
"PerplexityBot",
"YouBot"
]
-
-[author]
-name = "John Bowdre"
```
I then created a new template in `layouts/robots.txt`:
@@ -57,9 +54,14 @@ I then created a new template in `layouts/robots.txt`:
```text
Sitemap: {{ .Site.BaseURL }}/sitemap.xml
+# hello robots [^_^]
+# let's be friends <3
+
User-agent: *
Disallow:
-{{ range .Site.Params.robots }}
+
+# except for these bots which are not friends:
+{{ range .Site.Params.bad_robots }}
User-agent: {{ . }}
{{- end }}
Disallow: /
@@ -74,15 +76,20 @@ enableRobotsTXT = true
Now Hugo will generate the following `robots.txt` file for me:
```text
-Sitemap: https://runtimeterror.dev//sitemap.xml
+Sitemap: https://runtimeterror.dev/sitemap.xml
+
+# hello robots [^_^]
+# let's be friends <3
User-agent: *
Disallow:
+# except for these bots which are not friends:
+
User-agent: AdsBot-Google
User-agent: Amazonbot
User-agent: anthropic-ai
-User-agent: Applebot
+User-agent: Applebot-Extended
User-agent: AwarioRssBot
User-agent: AwarioSmartBot
User-agent: Bytespider
@@ -129,7 +136,7 @@ So I added a [WAF Custom Rule](https://developers.cloudflare.com/waf/custom-rule
Here's the expression I'm using:
```text
-(http.user_agent contains "AdsBot-Google") or (http.user_agent contains "Amazonbot") or (http.user_agent contains "anthropic-ai") or (http.user_agent contains "Applebot") or (http.user_agent contains "AwarioRssBot") or (http.user_agent contains "AwarioSmartBot") or (http.user_agent contains "Bytespider") or (http.user_agent contains "CCBot") or (http.user_agent contains "ChatGPT-User") or (http.user_agent contains "ClaudeBot") or (http.user_agent contains "Claude-Web") or (http.user_agent contains "cohere-ai") or (http.user_agent contains "DataForSeoBot") or (http.user_agent contains "FacebookBot") or (http.user_agent contains "Google-Extended") or (http.user_agent contains "GoogleOther") or (http.user_agent contains "GPTBot") or (http.user_agent contains "ImagesiftBot") or (http.user_agent contains "magpie-crawler") or (http.user_agent contains "Meltwater") or (http.user_agent contains "omgili") or (http.user_agent contains "omgilibot") or (http.user_agent contains "peer39_crawler") or (http.user_agent contains "peer39_crawler/1.0") or (http.user_agent contains "PerplexityBot") or (http.user_agent contains "Seekr") or (http.user_agent contains "YouBot")
+(http.user_agent contains "AdsBot-Google") or (http.user_agent contains "Amazonbot") or (http.user_agent contains "anthropic-ai") or (http.user_agent contains "Applebot-Extended") or (http.user_agent contains "AwarioRssBot") or (http.user_agent contains "AwarioSmartBot") or (http.user_agent contains "Bytespider") or (http.user_agent contains "CCBot") or (http.user_agent contains "ChatGPT-User") or (http.user_agent contains "ClaudeBot") or (http.user_agent contains "Claude-Web") or (http.user_agent contains "cohere-ai") or (http.user_agent contains "DataForSeoBot") or (http.user_agent contains "FacebookBot") or (http.user_agent contains "Google-Extended") or (http.user_agent contains "GoogleOther") or (http.user_agent contains "GPTBot") or (http.user_agent contains "ImagesiftBot") or (http.user_agent contains "magpie-crawler") or (http.user_agent contains "Meltwater") or (http.user_agent contains "omgili") or (http.user_agent contains "omgilibot") or (http.user_agent contains "peer39_crawler") or (http.user_agent contains "peer39_crawler/1.0") or (http.user_agent contains "PerplexityBot") or (http.user_agent contains "Seekr") or (http.user_agent contains "YouBot")
```
diff --git a/layouts/partials/head.html b/layouts/partials/head.html
index 5ee02a5..00325a4 100644
--- a/layouts/partials/head.html
+++ b/layouts/partials/head.html
@@ -49,3 +49,7 @@
{{ $copyCss := resources.Get "css/code-copy-button.css" | minify }}
{{ end }}
+
+
+{{ $jsTypo := resources.Get "js/typo.js" | minify }}
+
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/layouts/partials/tagline.html b/layouts/partials/tagline.html
index 402662a..7a7c7fc 100644
--- a/layouts/partials/tagline.html
+++ b/layouts/partials/tagline.html
@@ -4,9 +4,11 @@
-