From c288446265a4f36edf2685a67d007af820d301f7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: John Bowdre <john@bowdre.net>
Date: Sun, 20 Aug 2023 08:26:13 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] add more taglines

---
 config/_default/params.toml | 51 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 50 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/config/_default/params.toml b/config/_default/params.toml
index 165b1c6..a87ef66 100644
--- a/config/_default/params.toml
+++ b/config/_default/params.toml
@@ -23,10 +23,59 @@ taglines = [
   "keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer",
   "may the code be with you",
   "ship things and breakfast",
-  "there's no place like localhost",
+  "there's no place like $HOME",
   "tonight we test in prod",
   "why did it have to be bugs",
   "you can't handle the exception",
+  "i'm the one who debugs",
+  "calm that panicked kernel",
+  "i opened vi and i can't get out",
+  "[ESC]:q!",
+  "i'd tell you a udp joke but",
+  "that's a layer 8 problem",
+  "while (true) { bugs++; }",
+  "from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'",
+  "from chatgpt with bugs",
+  "invalid username or password",
+  "no such file or directory",
+  "segmentation fault (core dumped)",
+  "the system is down",
+  "read-only file system",
+  "kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init",
+  "out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child",
+  "directory not empty",
+  "broken pipe",
+  "permission denied (publickey)",
+  "error: could not stat or open file",
+  "write error: no space left on device",
+  "bad file descriptor",
+  "resource temporarily unavailable",
+  "unable to open display",
+  "invalid option",
+  "host key verification failed",
+  "file descriptor in bad state",
+  "connection reset by peer",
+  "stale nfs file handle",
+  "put that in your tar pipe and send it",
+  "you're not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported",
+  "sudo make me a sandwich",
+  "syntax error: unexpected end of file",
+  "syntax error: unexpected token",
+  "variable has already been declared",
+  "unexpected token",
+  "function does not return a value",
+  "division by zero",
+  "pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type",
+  "invalid assignment",
+  "undefined reference to function",
+  "array index out of bounds",
+  "class/struct has no member named undefined",
+  "cannot access private member declared in class",
+  "cyclic dependency detected",
+  "expression has no effect",
+  "i'm in ur codez, fixin ur bugz",
+  "destructor cannot be overloaded",
+  "converting caffeine to bugs which sometimes work",
 ]
 
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