diff --git a/config/_default/params.toml b/config/_default/params.toml index 165b1c6..a87ef66 100644 --- a/config/_default/params.toml +++ b/config/_default/params.toml @@ -23,10 +23,59 @@ taglines = [ "keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer", "may the code be with you", "ship things and breakfast", - "there's no place like localhost", + "there's no place like $HOME", "tonight we test in prod", "why did it have to be bugs", "you can't handle the exception", + "i'm the one who debugs", + "calm that panicked kernel", + "i opened vi and i can't get out", + "[ESC]:q!", + "i'd tell you a udp joke but", + "that's a layer 8 problem", + "while (true) { bugs++; }", + "from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'", + "from chatgpt with bugs", + "invalid username or password", + "no such file or directory", + "segmentation fault (core dumped)", + "the system is down", + "read-only file system", + "kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init", + "out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child", + "directory not empty", + "broken pipe", + "permission denied (publickey)", + "error: could not stat or open file", + "write error: no space left on device", + "bad file descriptor", + "resource temporarily unavailable", + "unable to open display", + "invalid option", + "host key verification failed", + "file descriptor in bad state", + "connection reset by peer", + "stale nfs file handle", + "put that in your tar pipe and send it", + "you're not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported", + "sudo make me a sandwich", + "syntax error: unexpected end of file", + "syntax error: unexpected token", + "variable has already been declared", + "unexpected token", + "function does not return a value", + "division by zero", + "pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type", + "invalid assignment", + "undefined reference to function", + "array index out of bounds", + "class/struct has no member named undefined", + "cannot access private member declared in class", + "cyclic dependency detected", + "expression has no effect", + "i'm in ur codez, fixin ur bugz", + "destructor cannot be overloaded", + "converting caffeine to bugs which sometimes work", ] # Sidebar: social links