implement custom 404 page

content/404.md

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-title = "Error 0x000194 (HTTP404)"
+title = "404'd!"
 noindex = true
 layout = "page"
 timeless = true
 comments = false
 +++
 
-<h2 style="color: var(--base08)">Cybernetic Page Quantum Disarray: Datastream Nexus Unreachable</h1>
+We're not sure what you were looking for, but it's not here.
+![](/images/nothing-to-see-here.gif)
 
-The quantum realm has spewed forth a turbulent overflow of entangled particles, causing an unprecedented disruption in the fabric of our digital universe. Your innocuous request has inadvertently triggered this calamity, resulting in a cataclysmic violation of the space-time continuum. It seems the very laws of physics are in revolt, and we apologize for the cosmic inconvenience.
+Maybe head back to [the known universe](/) and try again?
-
-## Possible Causes
-1. Unforeseen cosmic interference during data transmission.
-2. Intense gravitational fluctuations induced by a black hole nearby.
-3. Momentary misalignment of subatomic particles within your device.
-4. Temporary rip in the space-time continuum caused by a coffee spill.
-
-## Recommended Actions
-1. Attempt a ritualistic dance to appease the quantum deities and restore balance.
-2. Recite the digits of Pi to at least a thousand decimal places while spinning clockwise.
-3. Sacrifice a can of Red Bull to the code gods to energize the electrons.
-4. Consult a quantum physicist or metaphysical guru to meditate on the enigma.
-5. **Go back to the [homepage](/) and try again.**
-
-## Technical Details
-|               |              |
-| ------------- | ------------ |
-| Exception Code: | `0x000194` |
-| Entanglement Magnitude: | `√-1 (imaginary)` |
-| Ephemeral Quantum Signature: | `∑(θ^2 + ɸ^2)` |
-| Quantum Flux Coefficient: | `-1.21 jigawatts` |
-| Multiverse Intersection Point: | `(42, π, 867-5309)` |
-| **Hypertext Transfer Protocol Error:** | **`HTTP404 (Not Found)`** |
-
-{{% notice warning %}}
-Please note that attempting to decipher or understand the intricacies of this error message may lead to profound existential contemplation, mild hair loss, or an unquenchable thirst for green tea. We appreciate your patience as we navigate this cosmic anomaly and endeavor to restore order to the chaos within our digital realm.
-{{% /notice %}}