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John Bowdre 2023-08-28 09:41:33 -05:00
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@ -21,16 +21,21 @@ palette = "runtimeterror"
title = "runtimeterror" title = "runtimeterror"
logo = "images/broken-computer.svg" logo = "images/broken-computer.svg"
taglines = [ taglines = [
"[ctrl] + [alt] + [defeat]",
"[ESC]:q!", "[ESC]:q!",
"abandon all hope, ye who code here",
"all your bugs are belong to us",
"array index out of bounds", "array index out of bounds",
"bad file descriptor", "bad file descriptor",
"better living through less shitty code", "better living through less shitty code",
"broken pipe", "broken pipe",
"buffering... and buffering... and buffering...",
"bugs are like onions, they have layers", "bugs are like onions, they have layers",
"bugs, uh, find a way", "bugs, uh, find a way",
"calm that panicked kernel", "calm that panicked kernel",
"cannot access private member declared in class", "cannot access private member declared in class",
"class/struct has no member named undefined", "class/struct has no member named undefined",
"coding crimes",
"connection reset by peer", "connection reset by peer",
"converting caffeine into code", "converting caffeine into code",
"creating new and exciting bugs", "creating new and exciting bugs",
@ -41,9 +46,13 @@ taglines = [
"error: could not stat or open file", "error: could not stat or open file",
"expression has no effect", "expression has no effect",
"file descriptor in bad state", "file descriptor in bad state",
"floating in a sea of bugs",
"from chatgpt with bugs", "from chatgpt with bugs",
"from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'", "from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'",
"function does not return a value", "function does not return a value",
"glitches, hitches, and a lot of coffee",
"god wouldn't be up this late",
"hello world, hello bugs",
"host key verification failed", "host key verification failed",
"houston, we have a bug", "houston, we have a bug",
"i ain't afraid of no code", "i ain't afraid of no code",
@ -56,12 +65,14 @@ taglines = [
"invalid assignment", "invalid assignment",
"invalid option", "invalid option",
"invalid username or password", "invalid username or password",
"it's not a bug, it's a feature in search of a use case",
"keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer", "keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer",
"kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init", "kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init",
"may the code be with you", "may the code be with you",
"mess with the test, fail like the rest", "mess with the test, fail like the rest",
"need input", "need input",
"no such file or directory", "no such file or directory",
"now where did i leave my null pointer...",
"out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child", "out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child",
"permission denied (publickey)", "permission denied (publickey)",
"pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type", "pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type",
@ -69,6 +80,7 @@ taglines = [
"read-only file system", "read-only file system",
"resource temporarily unavailable", "resource temporarily unavailable",
"root is not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported", "root is not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported",
"seeking harmony in a symphony of bugs",
"segmentation fault (core dumped)", "segmentation fault (core dumped)",
"ship things and breakfast", "ship things and breakfast",
"stale nfs file handle", "stale nfs file handle",
@ -76,6 +88,7 @@ taglines = [
"syntax error: unexpected end of file", "syntax error: unexpected end of file",
"syntax error: unexpected token", "syntax error: unexpected token",
"that's a layer 8 problem", "that's a layer 8 problem",
"the bug stops here",
"the system is down", "the system is down",
"there's no place like $HOME", "there's no place like $HOME",
"tonight we test in prod", "tonight we test in prod",
@ -83,6 +96,9 @@ taglines = [
"undefined reference to function", "undefined reference to function",
"unexpected token", "unexpected token",
"variable has already been declared", "variable has already been declared",
"when in doubt, print it out",
"where there's code, there's bugs",
"while (bugs) { fix(); }",
"while (true) { bugs++; }", "while (true) { bugs++; }",
"why did it have to be bugs", "why did it have to be bugs",
"write error: no space left on device", "write error: no space left on device",