diff --git a/config/_default/params.toml b/config/_default/params.toml index a87ef66..0048455 100644 --- a/config/_default/params.toml +++ b/config/_default/params.toml @@ -12,70 +12,70 @@ palette = "runtimeterror" title = "runtimeterror" logo = "images/broken-computer.svg" taglines = [ + "[ESC]:q!", + "array index out of bounds", + "bad file descriptor", "better living through less shitty code", + "broken pipe", "bugs are like onions, they have layers", "bugs, uh, find a way", + "calm that panicked kernel", + "cannot access private member declared in class", + "class/struct has no member named undefined", + "connection reset by peer", + "converting caffeine to bugs which sometimes work", "creating new and exciting bugs", + "cyclic dependency detected", + "destructor cannot be overloaded", + "directory not empty", + "division by zero", + "error: could not stat or open file", + "expression has no effect", + "file descriptor in bad state", + "from chatgpt with bugs", + "from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'", + "function does not return a value", + "host key verification failed", "houston, we have a bug", "i ain't afraid of no code", - "i see null pointers", - "i'm not a real programmer", - "keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer", - "may the code be with you", - "ship things and breakfast", - "there's no place like $HOME", - "tonight we test in prod", - "why did it have to be bugs", - "you can't handle the exception", - "i'm the one who debugs", - "calm that panicked kernel", "i opened vi and i can't get out", - "[ESC]:q!", + "i see null pointers", "i'd tell you a udp joke but", - "that's a layer 8 problem", - "while (true) { bugs++; }", - "from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'", - "from chatgpt with bugs", - "invalid username or password", - "no such file or directory", - "segmentation fault (core dumped)", - "the system is down", - "read-only file system", - "kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init", - "out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child", - "directory not empty", - "broken pipe", - "permission denied (publickey)", - "error: could not stat or open file", - "write error: no space left on device", - "bad file descriptor", - "resource temporarily unavailable", - "unable to open display", + "i'm in ur codez, fixin ur bugz", + "i'm not a real programmer", + "i'm the one who debugs", + "invalid assignment", "invalid option", - "host key verification failed", - "file descriptor in bad state", - "connection reset by peer", - "stale nfs file handle", + "invalid username or password", + "keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer", + "kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init", + "may the code be with you", + "no such file or directory", + "out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child", + "permission denied (publickey)", + "pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type", "put that in your tar pipe and send it", - "you're not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported", + "read-only file system", + "resource temporarily unavailable", + "segmentation fault (core dumped)", + "ship things and breakfast", + "stale nfs file handle", "sudo make me a sandwich", "syntax error: unexpected end of file", "syntax error: unexpected token", - "variable has already been declared", - "unexpected token", - "function does not return a value", - "division by zero", - "pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type", - "invalid assignment", + "that's a layer 8 problem", + "the system is down", + "there's no place like $HOME", + "tonight we test in prod", + "unable to open display", "undefined reference to function", - "array index out of bounds", - "class/struct has no member named undefined", - "cannot access private member declared in class", - "cyclic dependency detected", - "expression has no effect", - "i'm in ur codez, fixin ur bugz", - "destructor cannot be overloaded", - "converting caffeine to bugs which sometimes work", + "unexpected token", + "variable has already been declared", + "while (true) { bugs++; }", + "why did it have to be bugs", + "write error: no space left on device", + "you can't handle the exception", + "you're not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported", ] # Sidebar: social links