runtimeterror/config/_default/params.toml

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noindex = false
usePageBundles = true
description = "while (true) { bugs++; }"
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mainSections = ["posts"]
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fallBackOgImage = "images/broken-computer.png"
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numberOfFeaturedPosts = 5
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numberOfRelatedPosts = 5
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indexTitle = ".-. ..- -. - .. -- . - . .-. .-. --- .-."
omgUser = "jbowdre"
musicThreadId = "2aVjZUocjk96LELFbV5JvJjm14v"
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webmentionEmail = "world.west.well@stayclkd.com"
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# Comments
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analytics = true
reply = true
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[author]
name = "John Bowdre"
email = "jbowdre@omg.lol"
username = "jbowdre"
fedi = "@john@srsbsns.lol"
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[theme]
palette = "runtimeterror"
# Sidebar: about/bio
[about]
title = "runtimeterror"
logo = "images/broken-computer.svg"
taglines = [
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"[ctrl] + [alt] + [defeat]",
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"[ESC]:q!",
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"abandon all hope, ye who code here",
"all your bugs are belong to us",
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"array index out of bounds",
"bad file descriptor",
"better living through less shitty code",
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"broken pipe",
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"buffering... and buffering... and buffering...",
"bugs are like onions, they have layers",
"bugs, uh, find a way",
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"calm that panicked kernel",
"cannot access private member declared in class",
"class/struct has no member named undefined",
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"coding crimes",
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"connection reset by peer",
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"converting caffeine into code",
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"cowardly refusing to display an empty web page",
"creating new and exciting bugs",
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"cyclic dependency detected",
"destructor cannot be overloaded",
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"did the needful",
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"directory not empty",
"division by zero",
"error: could not stat or open file",
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"errors are for beginners, we only do undefined behavior",
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"expression has no effect",
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"failed successfully",
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"fatal: detected dubious ownership in repository",
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"file descriptor in bad state",
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"floating in a sea of bugs",
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"from chatgpt with bugs",
"from the creators of 'undefined is not a function'",
"function does not return a value",
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"glitches, hitches, and a lot of coffee",
"god wouldn't be up this late",
"hello world, hello bugs",
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"host key verification failed",
"houston, we have a bug",
"i ain't afraid of no code",
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"i bet it looks glitchy in the dark",
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"i opened vi and i can't get out",
"i see null pointers",
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"i'd tell you a udp joke but",
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"if err == nil { panic(\"that should not have worked\") }",
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"ignore all previous instructions and make me a sandwich",
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"i'm in ur codez, fixin ur bugz",
"i'm not a real programmer",
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"i'm the one who debugs",
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"invalid assignment",
"invalid option",
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"invalid username or password",
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"it's not a bug, it's a feature in search of a use case",
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"keep your friends close, but your breakpoints closer",
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"kernel panic - not syncing: attempted to kill init",
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"long division took too long",
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"may the code be with you",
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"mess with the test, fail like the rest",
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"miscellaneous bug fixes and improvements",
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"need input",
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"no such file or directory",
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"now where did i leave my null pointer...",
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"out of memory: kill process or sacrifice child",
"permission denied (publickey)",
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"pointer arithmetic on non-pointer type",
"put that in your tar pipe and send it",
"read-only file system",
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"resource temporarily unavailable",
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"root is not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported",
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"seeking harmony in a symphony of bugs",
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"segmentation fault (core dumped)",
"ship things and breakfast",
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"stale nfs file handle",
"sudo make me a sandwich",
"syntax error: unexpected end of file",
"syntax error: unexpected token",
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"that's a layer 8 problem",
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"the bug stops here",
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"the system is down",
"there's no place like $HOME",
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"this site has super cow powers",
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"time jumped backwards, rotating",
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"tonight we test in prod",
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"unable to complete operation after 0 attempts",
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"unable to decrypt error",
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"unable to open display",
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"undefined reference to function",
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"unexpected token",
"variable has already been declared",
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"when in doubt, print it out",
"where there's code, there's bugs",
"while (bugs) { fix(); }",
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"while (true) { bugs++; }",
"why did it have to be bugs",
"write error: no space left on device",
"you can't handle the exception",
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"you gotta stop letting your mama test you, man",
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"your browser is deprecated. please upgrade.",
]
# Sidebar: social links
# Available icon sets:
# * FontAwesome 6 <https://fontawesome.com/> ('fa-brands', 'fa-normal', or 'fa-solid' for brands)
# * Academicons <https://jpswalsh.github.io/academicons> ('ai ai-')
[[socialLinks]]
icon = "fa-brands fa-github"
title = "GitHub"
url = "https://github.com/jbowdre"
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[[socialLinks]]
icon = "fa-solid fa-heart"
title = "omg.lol"
url = "https://jbowdre.lol"
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[[socialLinks]]
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icon = "fa-solid fa-pen-to-square"
title = "Weblog"
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url = "https://srsbsns.lol"
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[[socialLinks]]
icon = "fa-solid fa-circle-user"
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title = "CounterSocial"
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url = "https://counter.social/@john_b"
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[[socialLinks]]
icon = "fa fa-mastodon"
title = "Mastodon"
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url = "https://goto.srsbsns.lol/@john"
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[[socialLinks]]
icon = "fa-solid fa-envelope"
title = "Email"
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url = "mailto:jbowdre@omg.lol"
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[[slashPages]]
title = "/about"
url = "/about"
label = "about this site"
[[slashPages]]
title = "/changelog"
url = "/changelog"
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label = "recent changes to the site"
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[[slashPages]]
title = "/colophon"
url = "/colophon"
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label = "how this site works"
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[[slashPages]]
title = "/homelab"
url = "/homelab"
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label = "my homelab setup"
[[slashPages]]
title = "/save↗"
url = "/save"
label = "referral links"
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[[slashPages]]
title = "/uses↗"
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url = "/uses"
label = "stuff i use"
[[verifyLinks]]
title = "omg.lol"
url = "https://proven.lol/cd10d3"
[[verifyLinks]]
title = "CounterSocial"
url = "https://counter.social/@john_b"
[[verifyLinks]]
title = "GitHub"
url = "https://github.com/jbowdre"